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Xcel Energy Tips for Dead Wood

Dear WOOD,



You used less than average, but 100% more energy than your efficient neighbors:


Tips for conserving electricity:

  • Turn off lights when you leave the room.
  • Turn off lights IF YOU ARE DEAD.

Please update your mailing address, as invoices mailed  to LAKEWOOD CEMETERY have been returned as undeliverable.

Find more energy-saving tips at Xcel Energy.


Image credits: Kirk Livingston

Written by kirkistan

May 26, 2015 at 9:22 am

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